Yeah, I can’t find anything even close to an alliteration for today’s throwdown. Retro Wednesday? No. Rockin’ Wednesdsay? Also no. There’s a reason why Thursday is our Throwdownday. *sigh*. I will console myself with McIntosh toffee and KitKats. Recommend you do too. You’re welcome.

I love Halloween, but this year, I feel wholly unprepared. So to soothe myself, I made an extra long throwdown for us. May your sugar consumption be shocking, friends. We’re grown-ass-adults, and on Halloween, vegetables are for chumps.