My office is hardcore into Halloween. There’s contests for team areas, and for dog, individual, and team costumes. Right now, I’m sitting in “Andy’s Room” and the pod next to me (also my team) is Pizza Planet, complete with our claw game that you can use to pick your treat (tattoos, and stickers and pencils and, yaknow… candy). Because from 4-5, employees can bring their kids trick or treating. And given the monsoon going on outside, I feel like we’ll be busy.

I feel like we’ll all be feral with the candy by noon either way. May your treats be plentiful and your tricks be clever, friends.